Breakfast Balls

"I don't train for golf. I have 0 interest in training for golf. I think training for golf is a load of rubbish." - Charley Hull on the reasoning behind her...

"Prime examples of peak male athleticism right here." - Jon Rahm on whether golf is a sport or not... or me sucking in air after chasing my son Jack around a...

"It's only a point." - Roger Federer delivering a commencement speech at Dartmouth, speaking to the (very relevant to golf) idea of committing to what's in front of you but once...

"I'm having a bad, bad day. It's about time that I get my way." - Pharrell in the original Despicable Me theme song that I now crank in the car with Jack...

"As I said, it wasn’t going to be pretty. I was going to make a fool of myself. But it’s not the first time and won’t be the last time.."...

"I'm certified nuts. There's going to be some tinkering going on." - Viktor Hovland on the continued evolution of his swing heading into 2025... or me fighting off my son...

"Somebody asked for an eagle. I thought that's what the whole point was." - Jon Hamm after ripping a drive in Hawaii at the Sony Open Pro-Am... or me to my son...

"We had to earn it. And that was the joy of it." - Tiger speaking about the epic rounds he shared with his son Charlie at the PNC Championship where...

"To be fair, you kind of did it to yourself." - Bryson to Rory about his collapse at the US Open... or me speaking to myself at 2am wondering whether...

"I'm not physically ready yet to compete at this level." - Tiger Woods sharing the latest on his recent injuries and playing status... or me, right now, as it pertains...

"If somebody wants to pay us to come out here and play golf, that’s great, I’m not going to say no to it." - Scottie Scheffler responding to the insufferable...

"I would pay for the privilege to play." - Rory McIlroy offering his rebuke of players wanting to be paid $400,000 to compete in the Ryder Cup... or literally how...